- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
- canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
first name Johnmiranda
Im John, 17, junior at MHS.
I run track. I work at dunks
Ask questions right meow
Submit
i’m actually terrified
Just shat my pants
holy shat
LORDNONONONONONO
oh
my
gosh
OMG THAT DOG IMAGE PRETTY MUCH SUMS EVERYTHING UP
I feel like I’m possessed :O
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FINALLY
IT’S BACK
my week is set.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
YES IT’S BACK. FUCK YEAH. MY FRIENDS AND I IMITATE THIS ALL THE LIVELONG DAY.
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look at dat booty
show me da booty
gimme the booty
i want the booty
back up the booty
i need the booty
gonna touch the booty
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Kickass Kid of the Day: As 9-year-old Josef Miles and his mother walked around Kansas’ Washburn University campus last weekend, he noticed a group of Westboro Baptist Church members picketing as people headed to graduation ceremonies.
Josef asked mom if he could create his own sign, and promptly staged a one-man protest. His sign, written in pencil on a tiny sketchpad, read simply, “God Hates No One.”
Parenting win. This is how you raise your kids
I think I already reblogged this but I don’t care. This is awesome.
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dis so beutyfull
dis is diip (deep)
w0w i wanna reblog this SIX-ever
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Donuts are relevant how?
Those donuts are bitches.
omfg
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Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!
Yes please! I’d love you forever!
Oh please! I will love you all…5EVER!!! <333
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